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Navnitbhai, a TRUE STORY

Lemme tell u a real TRUE Story guys

my employer Navinbhai had no head for studies

after high school

he dropped out

and joined the family business

he worked real hard

and he made his first million at age 29

and he never looked back

He then built a wonder full palatial bungalow

bauty full paintings adorned his walls

and he had all the New York Times best sellers in his library

but he paid his staff and workers and me a measley salary

just enuff for food and board

but I was happy

as I was called to his home quite often

and I was in raptures looking at the canvas

and I read his books

and I flirted with his beauty full wife Rashmi

she enjoyed my company and we talked a lott

she was MA in literature

Navin bhai purchased the books and paintings

but he dont see the beauty in the canvass

or in his lovely wife Rashmi

I think the paintings and the books AND his beauty full wife RIGHTFULLY belongs to me

AMEN

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